Oh Amsterdam… what a heaven on earth. The only place where you can buy a joint and enjoy it in the most luxiorious, most smartly designed, beautiful modern gay sauna that I have ever visited. This one really gives you the full package.

Photo by: NZ Amsterdam http://www.saunanieuwezijds.nl

This place is built smart. Very smart.

NZ really understands what this whole scene is all about. This place has been given tons of thought, care and attention possible. It’s in the modern urban design but mostly you can find it in the little things such as the small white mint flavored candy spread throughout for your refreshment or the lube endless dispensers in the dark rooms and cabins.


This place is built smart. Very smart. No maze has a dead end as the corridors and halls are built in a circular path that keeps one going and going discovering new areas that are lit perfectly to allow the sexiest most sleazy atmosphere. There is a huge wet sauna with large ceramic tiles, a beautiful big Finnish sauna where you can view the showers area which is also very intelgently located. From there you can go to an endless dark room with many different light effects in different colors. This gotta be one of the best dark rooms ever.


Not everything is perfect of course. Currently this is the only active sauna in Amsterdam after the fall of the great old Thermos which failed to recognized the winds of change blowing of a new sex era. Being the only sauna in such an overcrowded city packed with tourists and locals, makes the crowed, well, not so attractive. The sauna is usually packed with many 50+ men for some reason.


You will find this place super pampering. There are amazing masseuse that will give you very high quality deep tissue massage (not sexual!) to relax towards your weekend or you can drink nice cocktails at the bar.  If you purchase a massage when entering you will get a generous discount on the entry price.

Most credit cards are accepted which makes it really easy to be spending…
Smoking Room

The NZ smoking room is an highlight for me as I always bring joints with me and enjoy them with a cup of coffee in the smoking room which has a clear view of who’s coming and who’s going. Again- smart architecture makes this venue so perfect.

Another nice feature is that you can ask for a re-entry ticket that lets you leave for 4 hours and then come back for 5€ only

Come in and Out (and In again)

Another nice feature is that you can ask for a re-entry ticket that lets you leave for 4 hours and then come back for 5€ only. Since it is located right in the middle of town this can be a good arrangement to go outside, eat something, do some shopping and come back!

This is one of the best saunas in the world, in the best city of the world, making it easy to give this place a whooping 100 degrees Celsius out of 100!

Keep it going NZ team. This place is awesome.